Life's hard. Signs like this make it easier to deal with. Country songs and hard liquor do, too, but there's no reason you can't read this sign while listening to country and drinking hard liquor.

The origins of this sign are a mystery. While somebody probably bought it at Michael's, for the sake of our imaginations, we'd like to think it was recovered from a 16th-century pirate ship. It hung over the captain's desk and informed his most important decisions. When the British navy seized the ship, they beheaded the captain, took the gold, and sold this to Michaels in exchange for a rustic kitchen stool.

All we know is that if you dance like no one is watching, and it turns out somebody is watching, you'll never hear the end of it. So while we think the sign is pretty sweet, it is in no may meant to be taken as scripture.