I was born; I have an accent mark in my name but I'm not a dick about it, promise; I have jumped out of a plane, twice; at age three I mistook mace for breath spray; love to cook; can balance on two wheels in a wheel chair; planes fly by magic; I have saved a life; I was tricked into eating my pet rabbits, once; Portugal; I was forced to eat a snail (not a pet); I make wine; popcorn is a staple, not a snack; I'm great at making chairs out of champagne wire tops; Benfica; space goes on forever, as in it never ends, think about it; and of course, I thought way too hard about how to end this in a witty fashion. Screw the fourth wall. I'm talking to you about me, and it's weird and I'll just let the rest of this page tell you more.
I don't know anything for sure, but I think that as a general rule, nobody cares what I think. I think if you're here, though, you must care a little bit.
I think everybody's a writer. I just think some people suck at it.
I think this is an example of not sucking at it.
I think if I wasn't doing this I'd be writing disturbing novels. I think you should help me write one.
I think you think "I think" monologues are really self-indulgent. And I think you're right.
But if you think this is self-indulgent, you should check out Twitter.
I think there's always going to be somebody better off and always somebody worse off.
Which makes me think the status quo gets a bad rap.
Speaking of, I think the status quo sucks.
I think we should all quit bitching.
I think I should heed my own advice.
I think everybody deserves cream in their coffee.
I think I'm very opinionated. I really don't think that's a bad thing.
I think a story is a story no matter how you tell it.
I think self-deprecation is the only way to keep ourselves in check.
I think people put too much stock in their ability and not enough in circumstances.
I think that contrary to popular belief, you don't have to be a dick to make it.
I think Shakespeare was an absolute dude. And I think the only person cooler isn't a person at all.
And I think this is pretty weird, but kind of cool, too.
I think I'm over this.
And finally, I think being informed has somehow become synonymous with being brainwashed, and I think that's gotta stop.
But then again, what do I know?
New York Festivals
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2019 to Now – ACDs @ Anomaly NY
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2015 to 2016 – Art Director & Copywriter @ Grey NY
2014 to 2015 – Art Director & Copywriter @ TBWA\Chiat\Day NY
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